We were all zapped into existence in a laboratory some light years away from here. Yes. It's true. We were all created by aliens. Shocking isn't it? I mean, when you begin to think about the illogical, it all becomes logical. "Oh sure, that could happen," is what you should be saying, because you've never met an alien before, therefore, you shouldn't be trying to tell me that aliens don't exist, or that they aren't a simple answer to all of life's most complex questions.
Let me tell you a funny story. I was once given some magic bean seeds by an adult who told me to plant them. So I did. I watered them everyday, and soon enough the bean seeds began to grow. Eventually, the little plant grew into a massive, twenty foot tall bean plant that smelled like pine, and grew pine needles, and had pine cones growing on it. Strange thing those magic bean seeds.
Now next time you sit down to read someone's article or writing think to yourself: "I wonder what kind of plant might grow if this person were to give me some bean seeds?"
